That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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