sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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