my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
wow bdsm is so cute
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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