everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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