When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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