at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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