the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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