chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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