i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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