im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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