You work out of a Hotel?
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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