My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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