nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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