Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
