why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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