Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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