so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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