I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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