Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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