don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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