whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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