So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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