i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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