I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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