Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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