i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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