Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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