bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm at about main and main street
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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