she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
im holly from the hills drunk
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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