it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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