Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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