Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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