She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Randomize
