What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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