just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So much Jack, so little girl.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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