have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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