I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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