garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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