How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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