Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The beers last night were like the tears from god
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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