the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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