nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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