there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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