New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
