I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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