But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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