It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize