So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize