I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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