Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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