You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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