I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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