To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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