HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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