He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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