Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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