i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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