i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
someone owes me an orgasm
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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