Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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